There Is No Spoon Neo Apron — Matrix-Inspired Sci‑Fi Kitchen Apron
An apron that brings playful sci‑fi vibes into the kitchen or studio. The dark, digitally textured background and neon-green portrait create a moody, cinematic look that reads like a nostalgic movie nod. Lightweight but structured polyester canvas feels soft against the body thanks to foamed lining, while the tie-back straps let you adjust fit quickly. Choose from five strap colors to match your style or workspace. Wear it while experimenting with recipes, tinkering on projects, or hosting a game night — it keeps splatters off your clothes and adds a conversation-starting visual to the room.
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Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, comfortable feel
- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from spills and messes
- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable fit
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color print with five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink)
- One size (31.5" x 25.6") with sewn‑in care label; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
100% polyester canvas
Fine weave texture fabric and foamed lining make wearing super soft and comfortable.
Stain-free
Keeps clothes clean of spills, food, dirt, hazards, art materials, and anything that can land on your clothes
Tie-back closure
The AOP apron has a tie-back closure for a comfortable fit
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
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